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Play these 60 cards → 60 questions · 3 levels · free, no sign-upSilly · 20 funny conversation starters
Easy openers. Safe for anyone.
What's a completely useless skill you're proud of?
What's the most embarrassing thing you've done sober?
What food would you ban from existence?
What's the pettiest hill you'd die on?
What's a chore you'd genuinely pay someone to never do again?
What animal would ruin your life if it could talk?
What's the worst advice you've ever confidently given?
What's your most irrational fear?
What would your autobiography be called?
What's something everyone likes that you find exhausting?
What's the strangest thing you've eaten and enjoyed?
What's a trend you refuse to accept has ended?
What's the dumbest thing you've argued about?
What would be on the menu at a restaurant named after you?
What's the worst thing you've ever cooked?
What's your villain origin story?
What's a rule you break constantly with no guilt?
What's the weirdest compliment you've received?
What household object would you most like to fight?
Odd · 20 funny conversation starters
Personal, but not heavy.
What's the most unhinged thing in your search history?
What's a lie you told as a child that spiralled?
What's the worst job interview you've had?
What's something you did that you can't believe you got away with?
What's the most awkward thing that's happened on a date?
What's a text you sent that you'd pay to delete?
What's the worst thing you've said at a wedding?
What's a nickname you had that you hated?
What's the most dramatic thing you've done over something small?
What's the strangest reason you've been told off?
What's your worst travel story?
What's something you pretended to enjoy for years?
What's the worst gift you've ever received, and from who?
What's the most money you've spent on something ridiculous?
What's a habit of yours that people find genuinely disturbing?
What's the closest you've come to being arrested?
What's the worst thing you've done at a party?
What's the most delusional thing you've believed about yourself?
What's an injury with a story worse than the injury?
What did you get in trouble for that was completely worth it?
Unhinged · 20 funny conversation starters
The ones that stay with you.
What's a secret you'd tell only if this room forgot it tomorrow?
What's the most humiliating moment you've never told anyone?
What's something you did purely out of spite?
What's the worst thing you've thought about someone who was being nice to you?
What's a grudge you're still actively maintaining?
What's the biggest lie on your CV?
What's the pettiest revenge you've taken?
What's something you've been caught doing that you never explained?
What's a thing you've borrowed and never returned?
What's the worst thing you've said and never apologised for?
What's a phase you went through that you'd deny under oath?
What's the most embarrassing thing you own?
Who's the last person you pretended to like all evening?
What's a rumour you started?
What's something you've faked your entire adult life?
What's the most unhinged thing you've done for a crush?
What's a photo of you that must never surface?
What's the worst impulse you've almost acted on?
What's something you've done that you'd never admit publicly?
What's the thing you'd want deleted from every hard drive on earth?