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Silly · 84 questions

Easy openers. Safe for anyone.

1. What's the worst haircut you've ever paid for?
2. What's a completely useless skill you're proud of?
3. What's the most embarrassing thing you've done sober?
4. What food would you ban from existence?
5. What's the pettiest hill you'd die on?
6. What's a chore you'd genuinely pay someone to never do again?
7. What animal would ruin your life if it could talk?
8. What's the worst advice you've ever confidently given?
9. What's your most irrational fear?
10. What would your autobiography be called?
11. What's something everyone likes that you find exhausting?
12. What's the strangest thing you've eaten and enjoyed?
13. What's a trend you refuse to accept has ended?
14. What's the dumbest thing you've argued about?
15. What would be on the menu at a restaurant named after you?
16. What's the worst thing you've ever cooked?
17. What's your villain origin story?
18. What's a rule you break constantly with no guilt?
19. What's the weirdest compliment you've received?
20. What household object would you most like to fight?
21. Which vegetable would be the most annoying roommate?
22. If your fridge had a dating profile, what would it say?
23. Who would win a fight between a goose and your uncle?
24. Describe your cooking skills using only a movie title.
25. How many seagulls could you fight off with a baguette?
26. Which mundane task do you narrate like a nature documentary?
27. Name a snack that should be illegal after midnight.
28. If cats could vote, who would they elect?
29. Tell us the weirdest thing you've ever Googled at two in the morning.
30. Where is the worst place to get the hiccups?
31. Pick a cartoon villain you'd hire as an accountant.
32. Which word do you always misspell no matter what?
33. If your life had a laugh track, when would it play most?
34. How would you explain the internet to a medieval farmer?
35. Who in your family would be worst at keeping a surprise?
36. Describe your dancing to someone who has never seen you move.
37. Which kitchen utensil best represents your personality?
38. Name the most dramatic way you've ever stubbed a toe.
39. If pigeons had jobs, what would they be doing?
40. Tell us about a song you completely misheard for years.
41. Where would a raccoon go on vacation?
42. Which sound effect should play every time you walk into a room?
43. How do you react when someone waves at you and it was meant for somebody else?
44. Pick a new name for Tuesday.
45. If your pet ran your social media, what would it post?
46. Who would be the worst person to be stuck on a road trip with, fictional or real?
47. Describe the ugliest sweater you'd proudly wear.
48. Which common phrase do you think is completely made up?
49. Name something you've tripped over that wasn't there.
50. If spaghetti could scream, would you still eat it?
51. Tell us about your most useless purchase from a late-night ad.
52. How would you rank sandwiches from best to crime?
53. Which celebrity would be the most chaotic dinner guest?
54. Where's the funniest place you've ever lost your keys?
55. If you had a warning label, what would it say?
56. Who in history had the silliest haircut?
57. Describe a fake holiday you'd love everyone to celebrate.
58. Pick an animal that would make a terrible superhero.
59. Which emoji do you use completely wrong?
60. Name a smell that should come with a trigger warning.
61. How many times have you said "you too" to a waiter?
62. If ducks could talk, what would they gossip about?
63. Tell us about the silliest argument you've won.
64. Where would you put a moat if you owned a castle?
65. Which fruit would make the worst mascot?
66. If you were a ghost, how would you haunt people?
67. Who's the most dramatic person you know about minor colds?
68. Describe your morning routine as if it were an action movie.
69. Name the weirdest hobby you'd pay money to watch.
70. Which chore would you turn into an Olympic sport?
71. If your shoes could complain, what would they say?
72. How would a squirrel describe your backyard?
73. Tell us the corniest joke you actually love.
74. Pick a sandwich to represent your country.
75. Where do all the lost socks really go?
76. Which superhero would be the worst at their job?
77. If you had to rename the moon, what would you call it?
78. Who would you trust to cut your hair blindfolded?
79. Describe your sneeze to a stranger.
80. Name a board game that ruined a friendship.
81. Is a hot dog a sandwich, and are you ready to fight about it?
82. Which cartoon would be the scariest in real life?
83. If a potato could run for president, what's its slogan?
84. How loud is your laugh on a scale from mouse to foghorn?

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Odd · 83 questions

Personal, but not heavy.

1. What's the most unhinged thing in your search history?
2. What's a lie you told as a child that spiralled?
3. What's the worst job interview you've had?
4. What's something you did that you can't believe you got away with?
5. What's the most awkward thing that's happened on a date?
6. What's a text you sent that you'd pay to delete?
7. What's the worst thing you've said at a wedding?
8. What's a nickname you had that you hated?
9. What's the most dramatic thing you've done over something small?
10. What's the strangest reason you've been told off?
11. What's your worst travel story?
12. What's something you pretended to enjoy for years?
13. What's the worst gift you've ever received, and from who?
14. What's the most money you've spent on something ridiculous?
15. What's a habit of yours that people find genuinely disturbing?
16. What's the closest you've come to being arrested?
17. What's the worst thing you've done at a party?
18. What's the most delusional thing you've believed about yourself?
19. What's an injury with a story worse than the injury?
20. What did you get in trouble for that was completely worth it?
21. Which teacher still thinks you were the class clown?
22. Tell us about the worst costume you've ever worn in public.
23. If your parents told your most embarrassing story, which one would it be?
24. Who caught you singing alone, and what were you singing?
25. Describe the most awkward goodbye you've ever had.
26. How did you once try to impress someone and fail spectacularly?
27. Name a time you waved back at someone who wasn't waving at you.
28. Where's the worst place you've ever laughed uncontrollably?
29. Which fashion choice from your past haunts you most?
30. If your friends made a blooper reel of your life, what's the opening clip?
31. Pick the most chaotic family holiday you remember.
32. Tell us about a time you got stuck somewhere ridiculous.
33. Who is the worst person you've accidentally sent a message to?
34. Describe your most memorable kitchen disaster.
35. How did your worst attempt at a new sport go?
36. Which phrase did you pronounce wrong for embarrassingly long?
37. Name a time you pretended to know what someone was talking about.
38. If you could delete one video of yourself, what's in it?
39. Where did you get lost in the most embarrassing way?
40. Which school play or talent show would you rather forget?
41. Tell us about the strangest thing a stranger has said to you.
42. How did you once get locked out, and what were you wearing?
43. Who's the most famous person you've embarrassed yourself in front of?
44. Describe the moment you realized your fly was down, and for how long.
45. Pick the most awkward family photo you've ever posed for.
46. Which pet has caused you the most public embarrassment?
47. Name a DIY project that went hilariously wrong.
48. If a hidden camera followed you for a day, what would go viral?
49. Where have you fallen asleep that you really shouldn't have?
50. Tell us about a prank that backfired on you.
51. How did you react to the worst surprise party you've been to?
52. Which autocorrect fail almost ruined your reputation?
53. Who had to rescue you from a situation you created?
54. Describe your most chaotic first day somewhere new.
55. Name the strangest item you've ever had to explain at airport security.
56. If you could redo one dramatic exit, which would it be?
57. Which fake talent did you claim to have as a kid?
58. Tell us about the worst hotel you've ever stayed in.
59. How did your first attempt at driving go, honestly?
60. Where did you go that you were extremely underdressed or overdressed for?
61. Who in your family tells the most exaggerated version of your stories?
62. Describe the worst performance review of your life, real or imagined.
63. Pick the most embarrassing song you've ever sung at karaoke.
64. Which sleepover story still gets retold?
65. Name a time you laughed at the worst possible moment.
66. If you could explain one weird photo of yourself, which one?
67. Tell us about a time you fell in public and tried to play it cool.
68. How did you handle the most awkward small talk of your life?
69. Which relative has the strangest collection you've ever seen?
70. Who has the most embarrassing nickname for you?
71. Describe the most ridiculous way you've hurt yourself.
72. Where did your worst vacation go wrong first?
73. Name something you broke and blamed on someone else.
74. If your childhood diary were read aloud, which entry would be worst?
75. Which trend did you commit to far too hard?
76. Tell us about a time you called someone by the wrong name, repeatedly.
77. How did you once try to be cool and end up the joke?
78. Who witnessed your most embarrassing phone call?
79. Describe the worst meal you pretended to love at someone's house.
80. Pick the silliest reason you've ever cried.
81. Which party game revealed too much about you?
82. Name the worst thing you've ever said to a boss by accident.
83. When did you last walk into a glass door?

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Unhinged · 83 questions

The ones that stay with you.

1. What's a secret you'd tell only if this room forgot it tomorrow?
2. What's the most humiliating moment you've never told anyone?
3. What's something you did purely out of spite?
4. What's the worst thing you've thought about someone who was being nice to you?
5. What's a grudge you're still actively maintaining?
6. What's the biggest lie on your CV?
7. What's the pettiest revenge you've taken?
8. What's something you've been caught doing that you never explained?
9. What's a thing you've borrowed and never returned?
10. What's the worst thing you've said and never apologized for?
11. What's a phase you went through that you'd deny under oath?
12. What's the most embarrassing thing you own?
13. Who's the last person you pretended to like all evening?
14. What's a rumour you started?
15. What's something you've faked your entire adult life?
16. What's the most unhinged thing you've done for a crush?
17. What's a photo of you that must never surface?
18. What's the worst impulse you've almost acted on?
19. What's something you've done that you'd never admit publicly?
20. What's the thing you'd want deleted from every hard drive on earth?
21. Which embarrassing moment do you still replay before falling asleep?
22. Tell us about a time you pretended to be sick to get out of plans.
23. If everyone saw your screen time, what would you have to explain?
24. Who have you stalked online a little too thoroughly?
25. Describe the most ridiculous lie you've told to avoid a conversation.
26. How many times have you rehearsed an argument in the shower?
27. Name a guilty pleasure you'd be mortified to have exposed.
28. Where have you hidden to avoid talking to someone?
29. Which ex would tell the funniest story about you?
30. If your group chat leaked, which message would sink you?
31. Pick the worst thing you've ever done to get out of a date.
32. Tell us about something you still do that you'd deny as an adult.
33. Who did you have the most embarrassing crush on?
34. Describe the moment you realized you'd been wrong for years about something obvious.
35. How did you get out of the most awkward situation you ever created?
36. Which of your opinions would get you kicked out of this room?
37. Name a time you took credit for something you didn't do.
38. If your mom read your texts, which one would she call you about?
39. Where did you once pretend to be someone else entirely?
40. Which purchase have you hidden from someone you live with?
41. Tell us about the worst thing you've done while half asleep.
42. Who have you ghosted, and do you feel bad?
43. Describe your most cringe-worthy attempt at flirting.
44. How far have you gone to avoid admitting you were wrong?
45. Pick a secret talent you've never shown anyone.
46. Which rumor about you was actually true?
47. Name something you've eaten off the floor recently.
48. If a friend saw your camera roll, what would need an explanation?
49. Where have you cried that would surprise everyone here?
50. Which fake excuse have you used so often you almost believe it?
51. Tell us about the pettiest thing you've done to a sibling.
52. Who in this room have you misjudged the most?
53. Describe the most embarrassing thing you've said out loud to yourself in public.
54. How long did your most ridiculous grudge last?
55. Name the worst gift you've regifted, and to whom.
56. If you could erase one social media post, which would it be?
57. Which fib from childhood are you still maintaining?
58. Tell us about a time you were caught talking about someone behind their back.
59. Where's the strangest place you've ever cried over a movie?
60. Who would you least want to read your old journal?
61. Describe the most dramatic reaction you've had to a tiny problem.
62. How did you once get kicked out of somewhere?
63. Pick the most embarrassing thing you believed until way too late.
64. Which habit do you hide from guests?
65. Name a time you got jealous over something ridiculous.
66. If your friends voted on your worst trait, what would win?
67. Tell us about the dumbest risk you've taken for attention.
68. Who do you secretly compete with that has no idea?
69. Describe the most awkward thing you've done in front of your in-laws or a partner's family.
70. Where did you once completely lose your cool over nothing?
71. Which silly fear do you still have as a grown adult?
72. How often do you talk to your pets like they're people, honestly?
73. Name a song you'd be embarrassed to admit is on repeat.
74. If you had to confess one small crime, what would it be?
75. Tell us about the time you laughed so hard you had an accident.
76. Who have you blamed for a smell that was really you?
77. Describe a text you typed, deleted, and are glad you never sent.
78. Which celebrity have you defended a little too hard?
79. How many unread messages are you ignoring right now, and why?
80. Pick the most awkward thing you've done to avoid saying no.
81. Name the strangest thing you've done out of boredom.
82. If this room could see your browser tabs, what would they say?
83. Which moment made you realize you were becoming your parents?

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