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Funny · 84 questions

Easy openers. Safe for anyone.

1. Would you rather always be ten minutes early or twenty minutes late?
2. Would you rather have unlimited free flights or unlimited free food?
3. Would you rather never use headphones again or never use a shower again?
4. Would you rather be able to talk to animals or speak every human language?
5. Would you rather always have to sing instead of speak, or dance everywhere you walk?
6. Would you rather lose all your photos or all your messages?
7. Would you rather have a permanent stain on your shirt or a permanent lisp?
8. Would you rather live without music or without television?
9. Would you rather be famous for something embarrassing or unknown forever?
10. Would you rather only eat sweet food or only savoury?
11. Would you rather have no internet at home or no heating?
12. Would you rather always be slightly too hot or slightly too cold?
13. Would you rather have hiccups for a year or a permanent itch you can't reach?
14. Would you rather never be able to lie or never be able to keep a secret?
15. Would you rather have unlimited money but no free time, or unlimited time but no money?
16. Would you rather sleep four hours a night forever or twelve hours and lose the day?
17. Would you rather live somewhere beautiful and lonely or ugly and full of friends?
18. Would you rather be the funniest person in the room or the smartest?
19. Would you rather never taste your favorite food again or eat it every single day?
20. Would you rather have every red light or every slow queue for the rest of your life?
21. Would you rather have a pet dragon the size of a cat or a cat the size of a horse?
22. Would you rather sneeze glitter or burp bubbles?
23. Would you rather live in a treehouse or an underwater dome?
24. Would you rather only wear socks with sandals or only wear a tuxedo, everywhere you go?
25. Would you rather be able to fly but only at walking speed, or be invisible but only when nobody is looking?
26. Would you rather have a rewind button or a pause button for your life?
27. Would you rather eat pizza for every meal or never eat pizza again?
28. Would you rather have a personal chef or a personal driver?
29. Would you rather always smell like popcorn or always smell like fresh laundry?
30. Would you rather be a famous chef or a famous singer?
31. Would you rather have a talking car or a talking fridge?
32. Would you rather live in the snowy mountains or on a tropical island?
33. Would you rather be stuck in an elevator with your boss or your ex?
34. Would you rather have fingers that are always sticky or feet that are always wet?
35. Would you rather ride a giant turtle to work or a very fast ostrich?
36. Would you rather have a laugh track follow you around or dramatic background music?
37. Would you rather be the best dancer at every wedding or the best singer at every karaoke night?
38. Would you rather have free coffee for life or free movies for life?
39. Would you rather never lose your keys again or never lose your phone again?
40. Would you rather be a kid for one more year or retire tomorrow?
41. Would you rather have a house made of candy or a car made of cheese?
42. Would you rather speak only in rhymes or only in questions for a day?
43. Would you rather only be able to whisper or only be able to shout?
44. Would you rather sleep in a castle for a night or on a luxury yacht?
45. Would you rather have a third arm or a tail?
46. Would you rather know every song's lyrics perfectly or be able to play any instrument by ear?
47. Would you rather wear clown shoes for a week or a clown nose for a month?
48. Would you rather have a pool in your backyard or a movie theater in your basement?
49. Would you rather be a character in a cartoon or in a video game?
50. Would you rather have to tweet every thought or never post online again?
51. Would you rather be able to teleport but only to places you've been, or time travel but only to the past?
52. Would you rather have a lifetime supply of chocolate or a lifetime supply of cheese?
53. Would you rather explore outer space or the deepest part of the ocean?
54. Would you rather have a nose that glows when you lie or ears that wiggle when you're nervous?
55. Would you rather live in the world of your favorite movie or your favorite book?
56. Would you rather have perfect hair every day or perfect skin every day?
57. Would you rather be a wizard or a superhero?
58. Would you rather eat a spoonful of hot sauce or a spoonful of mustard?
59. Would you rather have an extra hour every day or an extra day every week?
60. Would you rather own a robot butler or a flying carpet?
61. Would you rather never have to wait in line or never hit traffic again?
62. Would you rather only use a fork or only use chopsticks for the rest of your life?
63. Would you rather have a giant hamster wheel in your living room or a slide from your bedroom to the kitchen?
64. Would you rather go to a party where you know nobody or one where you know everybody's secrets?
65. Would you rather have your life narrated by a sports announcer or a nature documentary host?
66. Would you rather have a snowball fight or a water balloon fight?
67. Would you rather have to hop everywhere or crawl everywhere for a day?
68. Would you rather have the world's comfiest bed or the world's best shower?
69. Would you rather be able to breathe underwater or survive without sleep?
70. Would you rather live without cheese or without bread?
71. Would you rather be the main character in a musical or a mystery?
72. Would you rather find a hidden room in your house or a treasure map in your attic?
73. Would you rather have a dog that can talk or a cat that can do your chores?
74. Would you rather wake up with a new random talent every day or keep one amazing talent forever?
75. Would you rather sit next to a snorer on a long flight or a crying baby?
76. Would you rather give up dessert for a year or give up your phone for a week?
77. Would you rather have all your clothes be one size too big or one size too small?
78. Would you rather be really good at magic tricks or really good at juggling?
79. Would you rather go on a road trip with no music or a flight with no movies?
80. Would you rather have a mansion in a boring town or a tiny apartment in your dream city?
81. Would you rather be able to control the weather or control the volume of other people?
82. Would you rather meet a real alien or a real ghost?
83. Would you rather have to wear a winter coat all summer or a swimsuit all winter?
84. Would you rather have a birthday every month or Christmas twice a year?

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Tricky · 83 questions

Personal, but not heavy.

1. Would you rather know exactly when you'll die or exactly how?
2. Would you rather be brilliant at your job and hate it, or average and love it?
3. Would you rather have loyal friends who bore you or exciting friends you can't trust?
4. Would you rather read minds or have nobody ever read yours?
5. Would you rather be forgotten completely or remembered for one mistake?
6. Would you rather find out your parents lied about something big or never know?
7. Would you rather have a partner who adores you but isn't your equal, or your equal who is distant?
8. Would you rather relive your worst year or lose your best one?
9. Would you rather always know the truth or always be at peace?
10. Would you rather be respected by strangers or loved by your family?
11. Would you rather lose the ability to make new memories or lose ten years of old ones?
12. Would you rather be right in every argument and lose the relationship, or wrong and keep it?
13. Would you rather work at something meaningful for little money or something pointless for a fortune?
14. Would you rather never fall in love again or never speak to your closest friend again?
15. Would you rather know everyone's real opinion of you or never know what anyone thinks?
16. Would you rather have a comfortable life you didn't choose or a hard one you did?
17. Would you rather be able to undo one decision or see one future?
18. Would you rather always feel slightly unfulfilled or fulfilled but never ambitious?
19. Would you rather your children have your best trait or avoid your worst one?
20. Would you rather be needed or be free?
21. Would you rather have a job you love with no vacation days or a job you hate with three months off?
22. Would you rather know what your partner really thinks during arguments or never know?
23. Would you rather have your search history made public or your text messages?
24. Would you rather have one friend you can tell anything or ten friends you have fun with?
25. Would you rather be praised by your boss or by your parents?
26. Would you rather move across the world alone or stay in your hometown forever?
27. Would you rather have your whole life filmed or keep no photos at all?
28. Would you rather be the smartest person in a boring job or the least skilled in an exciting one?
29. Would you rather marry your best friend or someone you have wild chemistry with?
30. Would you rather always say what's on your mind or never be able to share your opinion?
31. Would you rather have a partner who's always late or one who's always rushing you?
32. Would you rather be famous while alive or remembered after you're gone?
33. Would you rather live with your in-laws for a year or your parents for two?
34. Would you rather give up your favorite hobby or your favorite food forever?
35. Would you rather know who your future partner is now or be surprised?
36. Would you rather be able to redo your first date or your first job interview?
37. Would you rather have more friends or better friends?
38. Would you rather be the one who always plans or the one who's always invited?
39. Would you rather have your friends pick your partner or your partner pick your friends?
40. Would you rather quit your job to travel for a year or keep climbing and retire early?
41. Would you rather have a partner who loves your family or one who understands your past?
42. Would you rather know your friends' salaries or have them know yours?
43. Would you rather have a big fight and make up or never fight and never fully talk?
44. Would you rather lose touch with your childhood friends or never make new ones as an adult?
45. Would you rather be judged for your past or worried about your future?
46. Would you rather have the courage to quit or the patience to stay?
47. Would you rather be a great parent or a great partner, if you could only be one?
48. Would you rather have a boring job that pays well or a thrilling one that barely pays rent?
49. Would you rather be too honest or too polite?
50. Would you rather hear every compliment people think about you or every complaint?
51. Would you rather have your parents' marriage or your own path with no model at all?
52. Would you rather be the person who ends things or the person who gets dumped?
53. Would you rather live a secret double life that's exciting or an open life that's calm?
54. Would you rather always be the one who reaches out or never hear from anyone first?
55. Would you rather have a friend who tells you hard truths or one who always backs you up?
56. Would you rather be really good-looking or really charming?
57. Would you rather go back and tell off your childhood bully or thank your favorite teacher?
58. Would you rather have your crush know you like them or never find out?
59. Would you rather share a bank account with your partner or keep everything separate?
60. Would you rather have a mentor who pushes you hard or one who believes in you gently?
61. Would you rather have a reputation you don't deserve that's good, or one you don't deserve that's bad?
62. Would you rather be close to your siblings or close to your parents?
63. Would you rather know the reason for your last breakup or never think about it again?
64. Would you rather have to say yes to every invite or no to every invite for a year?
65. Would you rather have your first love come back or your first best friend?
66. Would you rather be the richest person in your family or the happiest?
67. Would you rather have a partner who's great with money or great with feelings?
68. Would you rather let go of a grudge you enjoy or keep a friendship that drains you?
69. Would you rather start your career over or start your love life over?
70. Would you rather be known as the one who always shows up or the one who always makes it fun?
71. Would you rather change your personality or change your looks?
72. Would you rather find out a friend gossips about you or that they're jealous of you?
73. Would you rather have your childhood dream come true now or a brand new dream come true?
74. Would you rather give advice you don't follow or follow advice you don't believe?
75. Would you rather be seen as confident or as kind?
76. Would you rather have a partner who never says sorry or one who says it too much?
77. Would you rather know the one thing holding you back or have it disappear without knowing?
78. Would you rather have a huge wedding with a small budget or a tiny wedding with no budget limit?
79. Would you rather be stuck with your worst habit forever or lose your best quality?
80. Would you rather tell your boss exactly what you think or tell your ex?
81. Would you rather have a friend who's always there but never deep, or deep but rarely there?
82. Would you rather be forgiven for a lie or rewarded for a hard truth?
83. Would you rather grow up again with your family or grow old with your friends?

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Impossible · 83 questions

The ones that stay with you.

1. Would you rather die knowing you were loved or knowing you mattered?
2. Would you rather save one person you love or five strangers?
3. Would you rather live an ordinary life fully present or an extraordinary one you barely notice?
4. Would you rather forgive someone who never apologized or be forgiven without deserving it?
5. Would you rather know the moment you peak or never know if it's passed?
6. Would you rather your life be honest and lonely or warm and partly a lie?
7. Would you rather your children remember you as kind or as strong?
8. Would you rather be the person who leaves or the person who is left?
9. Would you rather lose your memories or have everyone lose theirs of you?
10. Would you rather have twenty more years of the life you have or five years of the life you wanted?
11. Would you rather know your purpose and fail at it, or never know it and be content?
12. Would you rather be understood by one person completely or admired by everyone slightly?
13. Would you rather protect someone from a truth or trust them with it?
14. Would you rather your greatest fear come true now or hang over you forever?
15. Would you rather be at peace with your past or hopeful about your future?
16. Would you rather have said everything you meant or been spared everything you'd regret?
17. Would you rather your life be a good story or a happy one?
18. Would you rather choose who you love or choose who loves you?
19. Would you rather have one more day with someone you've lost or a year of never missing them?
20. Would you rather be remembered wrongly or not at all?
21. Would you rather hear your loved ones' final thoughts about you or never know?
22. Would you rather feel your parents' pride once or their love every day without saying it?
23. Would you rather lose your sight or lose the memory of every face you love?
24. Would you rather have a love that burns out fast or one that fades slowly?
25. Would you rather know you hurt someone and never fix it or never know at all?
26. Would you rather give up your dream to care for a parent or chase it and live with the guilt?
27. Would you rather be the last to die among your friends or the first?
28. Would you rather know the moment your partner fell out of love or never see it coming?
29. Would you rather spend a year in total silence or a year never alone?
30. Would you rather have your children be happy and ordinary or brilliant and restless?
31. Would you rather erase the person who hurt you most from your past or keep what they taught you?
32. Would you rather live forever and watch everyone go or live a normal life span with them?
33. Would you rather have a single perfect day or a lifetime of good ones?
34. Would you rather be loved for a role you play or known for who you really are and be less liked?
35. Would you rather find peace without the answers or get the answers without peace?
36. Would you rather be the reason someone changed their life or the reason someone stayed alive?
37. Would you rather know your partner's biggest secret or have them know yours?
38. Would you rather lose your home in a fire or lose one friendship forever?
39. Would you rather feel every loss fully or never let yourself get close?
40. Would you rather know what your life would be if you'd said yes to that one thing, or never wonder?
41. Would you rather rebuild your life from nothing or stay in a life that's slowly shrinking?
42. Would you rather go through grief with someone or quietly on your own?
43. Would you rather your parents knew who you really are or stayed proud of who they think you are?
44. Would you rather give up a year of your life to add ten to someone you love, or keep every year for yourself?
45. Would you rather be the one who carries a family secret or the one who never learns it?
46. Would you rather know your life made a difference or feel that it did?
47. Would you rather have everyone you've ever loved in one room or never have to choose between them?
48. Would you rather heal quickly and forget the lesson or heal slowly and keep it?
49. Would you rather have lived one day as your mother or one day as your father?
50. Would you rather stay with someone out of loyalty or leave them out of honesty?
51. Would you rather know every life you could have lived or be content with this one?
52. Would you rather be loved deeply and forgotten or loved lightly and remembered?
53. Would you rather have your worst moment made public or your deepest fear?
54. Would you rather lose faith in people or lose faith in yourself?
55. Would you rather fix your relationship with one family member or start a family of your own?
56. Would you rather find out your life was a lie that made you happy, or the truth that would break you?
57. Would you rather have one more year with a lost loved one or know they're at peace?
58. Would you rather feel young forever while your body ages or feel old while staying young outside?
59. Would you rather know how much time you have left with your parents or keep hoping for more?
60. Would you rather have your heart broken by someone you love or break theirs?
61. Would you rather have people see your pain or never let them see it?
62. Would you rather have a love that makes you better or one that makes you feel safe?
63. Would you rather know your partner would stay no matter what or know they choose you every day?
64. Would you rather be the reason for someone's happiness or the witness to it?
65. Would you rather have your life's work destroyed or never have started it?
66. Would you rather feel lonely in a crowd or at peace completely alone?
67. Would you rather tell your child the truth about something painful or protect them from it for life?
68. Would you rather lose the ability to love or the ability to be loved?
69. Would you rather live your life backwards, knowing how it ends, or forwards, knowing nothing?
70. Would you rather be at your parent's side at the end or remember them exactly as they were?
71. Would you rather have one person truly need you or many people slightly admire you?
72. Would you rather get the apology you've always wanted or never need it again?
73. Would you rather spend your final years surrounded by people or by nature?
74. Would you rather never have met the person who changed you most or keep the scars they left?
75. Would you rather be brave for others or honest with yourself?
76. Would you rather your last words be kind or true?
77. Would you rather know you were a burden or never find out?
78. Would you rather be forgiven by everyone else or finally forgive yourself?
79. Would you rather trade places with your younger self or your older self for a day?
80. Would you rather keep your dignity or keep someone you love?
81. Would you rather your life inspire a stranger or comfort a friend?
82. Would you rather live knowing everything happens for a reason or that nothing does?
83. Would you rather have lived without ever being hurt or without ever having loved that much?

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